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Celebrity Humorus Sature

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Have you ever noticed that when celebrities do something horribly wrong they get off with probation? Not only that but they get recognized for doing a good duty if they got off with community service. Oh the irony! How is that a punishment? Hello! It's boosting their reputation. Just because some cute celebrity had their picture taken saving a kitten in a tree does NOT change the fact that they were driving under the influence.
Celebrities, movies stars and music artists. They all seem to get away with a better public image by doing drugs, getting caught and then doing community services. Where is the justice in that? Now if some average Joe came along and did drugs, he'd get in the slammer instead of getting his picture taken for the news so everyone can see how great of a person he is…not.
Just because the judge wants to hear Chris Brown's new album does NOT mean it is okay to beat your girlfriend. Well that's not what the judges are saying. They would rather see the making of an all-hit movie sequel than the person being punished and learning their lesson. All this is teaching them that it is okay to do bad stuff.
Do as I say, not as I do. Okay, well the courts are saying it is okay and easy to get away with murder, drugs, rape and DUI if you are a celebrity; that's what they are doing, too. Oh, sorry, you had a DUI; you're not a movie star, sorry, jail time. Everyone look! It's Shia Lebouf! Oh, he crashed his car. That's okay, I want to see his next movie, just try not to do it again. But if you do, that's okay too.
Celebrities always get bashed in the beginning but they redeem themselves one way or another. For what? It's like high school all over again. Gossip, gossip. He did this, she did that. They got away with what? Oh, guess what she did last week? It spreads across the media. It becomes the new craze for the American Idiots like it was swine flu. People make fun, get in trouble trying to out do what another person did. It's like a big game of leap frog! Who's next?
So the conclusion is, we have an idiot nation filled with American idiots. We praise celebrities like they are our holy dogs! We follow their footsteps in fashion trends and do as they do and say. We bestow them with honor when they do the stupidest of things. But let's not forget the court systems that 'prosecute' them; more like giving them a pat on the head and handing them a trophy.
Written for my Creative Writing Class.
And no offence to those people mentioned in the paper. ^_^
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